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The Ass- Insults 

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

Three Great Insults

The three (3) great insults are known as: ok boomer, no u, and ur mom gay.
Boomer: You kids can't do anything these days!
Zoomers: * pulls out Three Great Insults*
Zoomer 1: ok boomer
Zoomer 2: no u
Zommer 3: ur mom gay
Boomer: *dies*
Three Great Insults by meinufakku November 30, 2019

Alliteration Insults 

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.
Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

empty insults

Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.
Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.

alliteration insults 

Like Assonance Insults but based on consonants instead of vowel sounds.
alliteration insults by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004

Assonance Insults 

Similar to Alliteration Insults, but based on vowel-sounds instead of consonants.
Assonance Insults by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004