IMsing

The act of annoying a friend of yours by typing out lyrics into their IM window. Or an act of boredom.

gemff6 6:13 PM: damn
gemff6 6:13 PM: i shoulda wore a lamb
gemff6 6:13 PM: skin condam
gemff6 6:13 PM: like john claud vandam
gemff6 6:13 PM: damn my nose fell off
gemff6 6:13 PM: what am i a leapord?
gemff6 6:13 PM: *leapard
TheScarletGem 6:13 PM: (truth be told, skin condoms aren't as trustworthy, as they are porous and can let stuff thru)
gemff6 6:14 PM: (lol)
TheScarletGem 6:14 PM: (My advice is: you sticks with the latex, but if allergy's a pain there's polyurethane)
TheScarletGem 6:15 PM: jesus
gemff6 6:15 PM: (ITS A RAP SONG, NOT ME I DONT NEED CONDOMS!!)

IMsing by Garnet Red September 26, 2004

Insing 

Involuntarily single, inability to get commitment for an exclusive long-term relationship.

Carol was slowly realizing that after hitting 30, she was now insing.

Insing by MG_TOW June 21, 2018

impinge 

to encroach upon, infringe, have an effect, make an impression

I hope I don't impinge on her personal space by sitting between her and Zeke.

impinge by Tall Tower April 26, 2006

iming yourself 

When you are bored and have no friends, so you start a chat with yourself.

benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?

Person walks by, looks at screen, "Dude, stop iming yourself!"

iming yourself by D0M1N8 June 24, 2010

iming 

instant messaging, a contraction.

i am iming this guy who thinks i am a hot girl

iming by the December 10, 2004

minge impinge 

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.

(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!

minge impinge by famico August 30, 2013

Isming 

The verb "ism" comes from the word autism, which is a brain development disorder that presents the person with the difficulty to communicate with others, thus the person preoccupies himself with objects on a long period of time. Isming means doing the same action over and over, repeating it without getting bored from it.

I am isming on T.V.
During the summer vacation i used to ism on T.V . for 12 hours straight.
Sorry, i was isming on the game, i forgot to call you!
I ismed on painting for 5 hours today, so i got to finish my masterpiece.

Isming by Arpy Melkonian August 8, 2009