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minge impinge 

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
minge impinge by famico August 30, 2013
The most smart,energetic,classic,knows how to handle a girl and an amazing bestfriend and boyfriend.If you can get ur hands on an amazing Iipinge dont let go cause he is a keeper!!!!!!
Iipinge is a good husband
Iipinge by Iipinge November 22, 2021
The process of sexing whilst flopping like a seal in a coma.
Mate, I was totally imping this bitch last night!
Imping by matt & oli February 23, 2008

impingdoing 

A person who goes to the beach and bats the farts out of dead Seagulls.

imping doing
Dad bought me a Louisville slugger for my 12th birthday and to sharpen my skills I became an impingdoing.
impingdoing by Impingdoing February 14, 2010

Imping and gimping

"I couldn't sleep to save my life, because your Ass was up imping and gimping all night."

impungenate

When a strong odor permeates clothing, furniture, cars to the point that it is virtually impossible to remove it.
The athletic shoes he left in the closet over the weekend impungenated all of the coats with the smell of old sweaty socks.
impungenate by Daryl Christie January 17, 2018