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Ilanmydick 

When a male (preferably names Ilan) sits on a small tiny dick of a female. The male is the one who groans and then realizes that he is a female and his partner is in fact a bi sexual transgender half women.
“Yo yo I had the best dream about an ilanmydick last night”
“Damn lucky”
Ilanmydick by Gay Owen lover 69 April 24, 2019
Related Words
"If i'm not mistaken!" - Murray Walker
"If i'm not mistaken that was a Williams."
IINM by Griff October 10, 2004

Ianmonger 

An angry/sarcastic ginger scottish person with mathematical interests
Ianmonger
Ianmonger by L.Kong November 22, 2011
a sexy beast with an extreamly large penis
iian is sexy
iian by Virginboi5000 January 19, 2019
She the funniest person you will ever meet. She knows who she wants to be with will want until the right moment. She is a little self-conscious but not afraid to wear what she wants. She makes people's day without ever knowing it.
Person crying
Iiana " it's okay it's one bad day it's not going to last forever"
Iiana by 1197 September 19, 2020
It is a mystery.

Use :iiam: on the Something Awful forums for the related emoticon.
1) Why do I shot web?
2) iiam
iiam by Rrab October 22, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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