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correction: the <b>WORST</b> way to spend the month of July. Drama geeks and band nerds. If you're normal, stay away. Far away.
Did you see that girl talking to herself at IFTA?
by asdlfjkasdhc July 26, 2006
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IFTA

Short for "Fairfax County Summer Institute For The Arts"
IFTA is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in Fairfax County.
It is THE best way to spend the month of July.
Held in Fairfax High School, a place that's confusing as hell if you've never been there, but once you've mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. There is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
Going to IFTA you will meet the greatest assortment of people ever. Artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
The administration really dosen't care what you do as long as you show up for your classes. This means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini TV plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
Concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of "Making The Band" which is a class made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of IFTA's worst trouble makers.

For those who understand, IFTA is the greatest thing on earth.
Sam: Are you going to IFTA next summer?
Fuki: Hell yeah, And I'm gonna wear my kilt.
by Gina January 20, 2005
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I find this amusing

Original idea from Am Chief & Josh Elite. Js
Josh Elite: Dude, I heard this crazy joke yesterday:
Josh Elite: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Am Chief: I don't know
Josh Elite:Because the other animals called him a chicken!

Am Chief: ifta!
by Am Chief December 9, 2013
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Ifta

Stands for 'I find that amusing'
Example:
Person #1: I'm sad and now I'm taking drugs
Person #2: Ifta
by Foomgorz May 8, 2010
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I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)

comes from hebrew. used when someone is pissed off and once to sound scary and intimidating towrdes someone elles...
person a: yo mama is bitch
person b: say that again and "I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)"
by LLLLLLLL August 1, 2006
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Iftar Dinner

Like a dinner party in which people eat, gossip, and check out friends' older brothers.
Hey are you going to the iftar dinner?

Yeah i cant wait to check out Lina's older brother.
by The Cray-Crayss August 30, 2010
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iftach

dude look at dat iftach
by 4ix November 30, 2017
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