IFHOP is an abbreviation that stands for I Fucking Hate Old People.
This is a phrase commonly said in some way by younger (than average, not necessarily 19 year olds only) people that live in an area that has a large and disproportionate amount of elderly residents.
IFHOP may be said in Florida, in areas where older people might own a 2nd home and come half the year or just a few months and clog up traffic and act entitled to service workers.
IFHOP also has a use when discussing American politics, like how the Median Age of Senators is 65.3, or how both the current president, and previous president are old guys above 75 years old and out of touch with what younger generations want.
This is a phrase commonly said in some way by younger (than average, not necessarily 19 year olds only) people that live in an area that has a large and disproportionate amount of elderly residents.
IFHOP may be said in Florida, in areas where older people might own a 2nd home and come half the year or just a few months and clog up traffic and act entitled to service workers.
IFHOP also has a use when discussing American politics, like how the Median Age of Senators is 65.3, or how both the current president, and previous president are old guys above 75 years old and out of touch with what younger generations want.
Guy 1: Hey, so some lady from Nokomis blew a red light at around 8 p.m. because she couldn't distinguish the red light from the sunset in the background.
Guy 2: Oh man, that's awful. Why would someone drive if they can't see during sunrise or sunset?
Guy 1: I don't know, it happens way too often though, people are just self-focused and thinking it's so important to get somewhere. Fortunately the lady sustained minor injuries and is in a hospital, unfortunately the minivan that she T-boned lost a passenger, and the driver had her left arm and leg break.
Guy 2: Man, IFHOP bro. IFHOP.
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Example 2:
Person 1: I wish we could have more representation for presidential candidates, we have an old guy that needs help walking and speaking, and another old guy that has short-term memory loss and behavioral issues.
Person 2: Yeah... we really need a younger, or at least not geriatric, person to have a successful presidential campaign sometime soon. IFHOP, they are out touch and appealing to just the old rich people, we need a great equalizer, like a young female left-leaning nominee, we just have old male and right-leaning options currently.
Person 1: Yeah.. IFHOP, they have a minimum age for presidency and that's not ageist, but having a maximum age would be. Let's just have cognitive tests for all people running for presidency, senate, or congress at this point, crazy to think that even needs to be a thought..
Guy 2: Oh man, that's awful. Why would someone drive if they can't see during sunrise or sunset?
Guy 1: I don't know, it happens way too often though, people are just self-focused and thinking it's so important to get somewhere. Fortunately the lady sustained minor injuries and is in a hospital, unfortunately the minivan that she T-boned lost a passenger, and the driver had her left arm and leg break.
Guy 2: Man, IFHOP bro. IFHOP.
~~~
Example 2:
Person 1: I wish we could have more representation for presidential candidates, we have an old guy that needs help walking and speaking, and another old guy that has short-term memory loss and behavioral issues.
Person 2: Yeah... we really need a younger, or at least not geriatric, person to have a successful presidential campaign sometime soon. IFHOP, they are out touch and appealing to just the old rich people, we need a great equalizer, like a young female left-leaning nominee, we just have old male and right-leaning options currently.
Person 1: Yeah.. IFHOP, they have a minimum age for presidency and that's not ageist, but having a maximum age would be. Let's just have cognitive tests for all people running for presidency, senate, or congress at this point, crazy to think that even needs to be a thought..
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By definition a Fop is a man who is much concerned with his dress and appearance"
Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England. Some of the very many similar alternative terms are: "coxcomb," fribble, "popinjay" (meaning "parrot"), fashion-monger, and "ninny. ..."
Modern day Fop's are also known as FanBoys for their feminine appearance and unnecessary interest in "pretty technology".
By definition a Fop is a man who is much concerned with his dress and appearance"
Fop became a pejorative term for a foolish man over-concerned with his appearance and clothes in 17th century England. Some of the very many similar alternative terms are: "coxcomb," fribble, "popinjay" (meaning "parrot"), fashion-monger, and "ninny. ..."
Modern day Fop's are also known as FanBoys for their feminine appearance and unnecessary interest in "pretty technology".
FanBoys in recent months have fought hard to deny the existence of the "Bridge of Death" a technological failure in the latest version of the iPhone (Favourite Tool of iFops) which prevents the phone functioning as a phone when held in a natural manner.
The solution is to get a prophylactic from the fruit company Apple which ensure that your fingers do not actually make contact with iPhone thereby permitting its poor design to triumph.
All in all it is probably a form of natural justice that a firm named after a fruit makes phones which need an outer layer of apple skin to protect them in the real world.
The solution is to get a prophylactic from the fruit company Apple which ensure that your fingers do not actually make contact with iPhone thereby permitting its poor design to triumph.
All in all it is probably a form of natural justice that a firm named after a fruit makes phones which need an outer layer of apple skin to protect them in the real world.
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