by Dcfoste March 3, 2011
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IFHOP is an abbreviation that stands for I Fucking Hate Old People.
This is a phrase commonly said in some way by younger (than average, not necessarily 19 year olds only) people that live in an area that has a large and disproportionate amount of elderly residents.
IFHOP may be said in Florida, in areas where older people might own a 2nd home and come half the year or just a few months and clog up traffic and act entitled to service workers.
IFHOP also has a use when discussing American politics, like how the Median Age of Senators is 65.3, or how both the current president, and previous president are old guys above 75 years old and out of touch with what younger generations want.
This is a phrase commonly said in some way by younger (than average, not necessarily 19 year olds only) people that live in an area that has a large and disproportionate amount of elderly residents.
IFHOP may be said in Florida, in areas where older people might own a 2nd home and come half the year or just a few months and clog up traffic and act entitled to service workers.
IFHOP also has a use when discussing American politics, like how the Median Age of Senators is 65.3, or how both the current president, and previous president are old guys above 75 years old and out of touch with what younger generations want.
Guy 1: Hey, so some lady from Nokomis blew a red light at around 8 p.m. because she couldn't distinguish the red light from the sunset in the background.
Guy 2: Oh man, that's awful. Why would someone drive if they can't see during sunrise or sunset?
Guy 1: I don't know, it happens way too often though, people are just self-focused and thinking it's so important to get somewhere. Fortunately the lady sustained minor injuries and is in a hospital, unfortunately the minivan that she T-boned lost a passenger, and the driver had her left arm and leg break.
Guy 2: Man, IFHOP bro. IFHOP.
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Example 2:
Person 1: I wish we could have more representation for presidential candidates, we have an old guy that needs help walking and speaking, and another old guy that has short-term memory loss and behavioral issues.
Person 2: Yeah... we really need a younger, or at least not geriatric, person to have a successful presidential campaign sometime soon. IFHOP, they are out touch and appealing to just the old rich people, we need a great equalizer, like a young female left-leaning nominee, we just have old male and right-leaning options currently.
Person 1: Yeah.. IFHOP, they have a minimum age for presidency and that's not ageist, but having a maximum age would be. Let's just have cognitive tests for all people running for presidency, senate, or congress at this point, crazy to think that even needs to be a thought..
Guy 2: Oh man, that's awful. Why would someone drive if they can't see during sunrise or sunset?
Guy 1: I don't know, it happens way too often though, people are just self-focused and thinking it's so important to get somewhere. Fortunately the lady sustained minor injuries and is in a hospital, unfortunately the minivan that she T-boned lost a passenger, and the driver had her left arm and leg break.
Guy 2: Man, IFHOP bro. IFHOP.
~~~
Example 2:
Person 1: I wish we could have more representation for presidential candidates, we have an old guy that needs help walking and speaking, and another old guy that has short-term memory loss and behavioral issues.
Person 2: Yeah... we really need a younger, or at least not geriatric, person to have a successful presidential campaign sometime soon. IFHOP, they are out touch and appealing to just the old rich people, we need a great equalizer, like a young female left-leaning nominee, we just have old male and right-leaning options currently.
Person 1: Yeah.. IFHOP, they have a minimum age for presidency and that's not ageist, but having a maximum age would be. Let's just have cognitive tests for all people running for presidency, senate, or congress at this point, crazy to think that even needs to be a thought..
by TrappedInFlorida October 6, 2023
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Stands for "I fucking hate this fucker/faggot!" Used to express one's hatred of an AP United States History teacher who rejoices in working his students to death by assigning them a fuckload of stupid, unnecessary homework every single fucking day, despite the fact that his students already have fucktons of homework from other AP classes. Also, IFHTF can be used to express one's hatred of a teacher who repeatedly insults one's intelligence and who never grades assignments on time.
Student: Mr. Marquina, why do you give so much fucking homework? Aren't you just a temporary substitute?
Teacher: (Trollface)
Student: Mr. Smith, why do you assume that I'm a dumbass who doesn't know shit about the Cold War?
Teacher: (Arrogant trollface)
Student: Mr. Cockblocker, why do you give us so much homework but never grade the assignments?
Teacher: (in arrogant surfer accent) I'm busy. My girlfriend ... this ... that ... motorcycle ... fun ... beach ... leisure time ... you know.
Student: (head explodes)
All 3 students: IFHTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: (Trollface)
Student: Mr. Smith, why do you assume that I'm a dumbass who doesn't know shit about the Cold War?
Teacher: (Arrogant trollface)
Student: Mr. Cockblocker, why do you give us so much homework but never grade the assignments?
Teacher: (in arrogant surfer accent) I'm busy. My girlfriend ... this ... that ... motorcycle ... fun ... beach ... leisure time ... you know.
Student: (head explodes)
All 3 students: IFHTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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