I.T.

Talented people who have the capacity to fix other people's computer problems while simultaneously making then feel like total morons.

Jack avoided going to the I.T. office because he forgot his password for the 8th time in 2 months.

by Sunny Man December 25, 2016

I.T.

Stands for internal terestrial. The alien that lives inside your gal-bladder

My I.T. has been protecting my body for years now.

by XxLuvDentzxX December 01, 2010

I.T. Technician

A Person who can use google better than most of the people.

I think i need to call I.T. Technician to fix it for me

by Vyssias November 22, 2017

I.T. Hot

A woman attractive only be the standars of the mostly male, mostly geek filled Information Technology sector.

A average looking woman who instantly becomes more attractive as she is one of the few women in a male dominated I.T. working environment.

"Dude, that chick is a 10" - Sam
"Take a look at this room bro, she's the only one who has boobs and doesn't program in Pearl... she's I.T. hot, but in the real world a 4 at most "- John

by John the Heeb February 04, 2012

I.T-bagged

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.

"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"

by shoffnee October 14, 2014

I.T Moment

An orangutan has nonced a Year 6

Wow, Cardinal Pell had an I.T moment

by Pers0n5 March 20, 2022

I.T. SHITS

A PERSON who uses their laptop on the toilet.

Thing 1: Hey, could you pass me some toilet paper? I have to finish my paper
Thing 2: One those I.T. Shits, huh?
Thing 1: Yep
Thing 2: Just make sure you don't get no shit on the keyboard.

by Thatfatgirl1985. December 05, 2017