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Die in a fire. Use this word to suggest ways of how a person should be killed. You may also change the letters to suggest other ways. Such as D.I.A.T. (Pronounced Die-at.) "Die in a tornado."
P1- "Wow. That guys an ass."
P2- "Yeah, he should just go D.I.A.F."
by Shebbeh. January 23, 2006
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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Die in a fire.

The origins were from a story in Texas where the police were conducting stings for public drunkenness in hotel bars. This caused some public outrage. Carolyn Beck of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission commented on complaints that she received, "I don't really understand the hateful outrage. I don't understand, 'Die in a fire'."

The story was circulated, among other places, on The angry "Die in a fire", became repeated frequently, and shortened to DIAF. Whether organically repeated on other sites simultaneously is unknown, but at present, DIAF is ubiquitously used as a pronouncement of unabashed scorn.
Mom: I cleaned your room and threw out that old ratty teddy bear you've had for ten years.
Daughter: DIAF.
by a farker August 02, 2012
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To Cease Living whilst being consumed by a Flame.

it's origins are up for debate. and it's origins are to be kept secret by a code of honor, and an unwritten law.
"Oh yeah, well I hope that you DIAF!"
by Toe Knee November 29, 2004
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Abbreviation for "die in a fire." Generally used when no other comeback can be thought of, a stupid comment is made, or when you legitimately feel that another person should perish in a combustion reaction.
Courtney: Even though you spent two hours helping me, I'm going to ignore your advice.
by CBSFan September 18, 2010
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