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i-jacked 

When someone control-freakishly brings their i-pod to the party and takes over.
We were listening to K&D when Igor totally i-jacked our air buzz and played Maroon 5 all night.
i-jacked by Jamie Campbell August 24, 2005
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i got jacked 

being physically stabbed in the body and robbed of manhood and/or your banana.
yesterday i got jacked BY a female impersonist, it was lAME!!
i got jacked by Flappybob1 July 1, 2006

I love me jacket 

Straightjacket, so called because you hug yourself when you're wearing it.
Keep laughing like that and they're going to put you in an I love me jacket.
I love me jacket by Valerie6617 August 25, 2008

wish i had a jacket

When your he-man jacket brakes, and you sing to you brother until he gets so annoyed he gives you his he-man jacket!
i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a ja-a-ket... i wish i had a jacket...
wish i had a jacket by Lickable February 14, 2004

I wish I had a jacket

When it's below the comfortable temperature, around the temperature that, say, a medbay might be at... You might say it's kinda chilly. ... Man, so chilly.
Miki: Oh wow, it's pretty chilly in here.

Ken: Y-Yeah, no kidding.

Miki: I wish I had a jacket.

Miki: Man, so chilly.

Ken: O-Oh!

Ken: Oh-

Ken: Um-

Ken: Sorry, you wanted-

Ken: Right, right. Here.

Miki: Aw, you're so sweet Hasegawa!
I wish I had a jacket by ISONOMIKI December 17, 2025

I gave them a jacket

When you do something nice for someone and then tell everyone about it.
“I saw a guy down on his luck, so I gave them a jacket.”
I gave them a jacket by Plumb2 February 25, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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