I fucked up

When you shit your pants while your sleeping

Last night, "I fucked up"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

I fucked up

When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.

Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."

by aSadMistake March 29, 2020

I dun fucked up

When you acknowledge that you made a pretty bad boo boo.

I think I dun fucked up in making this tv.

by Fizznut909 December 25, 2016

And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

by goodlord! November 24, 2015

I will fuck you up!

means the person saying it plans to seriously injure or kill the person it is said too

Tom: Hey, dude, you want to fight? Hit me!
Bill: Man, You should walk away! I have a black belt in karate. I will fuck you up!

by noladoc April 26, 2014

I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.

Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....

by imthatawesome September 21, 2012

i just fucked you up

I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.

Sorry, I just fucked you up. I'll do better next time. I promise.

by SadPancakes May 17, 2015