I don’t hat

phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”

person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat

by notgeorgie1234 November 13, 2020

I don't hate the people, just the government.

"I don't hate the people, just the government" is something people say when they want to make prejudiced, often racist, comments about a country and its people based on zero evidence. For some reason that cannot yet be explained, the people who use this line almost always say stuff that would cause others to think they hate the people.

I don't hate the people, just the government. That's why we need to ban the Chinese from coming to our country until they become civi... I mean democratic. We'll call it the Chinese Ex... Anti-Communist Act.

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 20, 2020

I don’t hate hispanics

Why would I be a hater

I don’t hate hispanics. That’s not me. I hope they realize this

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021

I actually don't hate you right now

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.

Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''

by bitchassrubberneck June 29, 2018

I Don't Bend That Way

1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up.

2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.

- "Hey dude do you like sausage?"

"I Don't Bend That Way!" No

- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

I don't do that shit

Used to avoid responsibility for some onerous task.

Andy: Karl, the SVN server is bust.
Karl: I don't do that shit.

by CurlyWire October 9, 2006

I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

A vine that includes a upset man with a mustache that obviously doesn’t care about a persons broken elbow. He thinks using this insult will offend the person with a broken elbow.

Mustache man: I’m about to say it.... I don’t care that you broke your elbow.

by Ruler of vines May 25, 2018