I do it!

A phrase you say when someone isn't doing it right.

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"

by authOOr September 6, 2006

I do

The biggest mistake a person can ever make in their lifetime.

"I do." Thats what he said what he was thinking was "I do... NOT!"

by HellzoneX January 7, 2007

I do what I do

expression explaining that is how they do things and shouldn't be questioned any further

example 1:
person 1- hey why are you always getting into fights when we go out

person 2- hey i do what i do

person 1- ah of course

example 2:

person 1- were you really hitting on that chick last night

person 2- i do what i do

person 1- gotcha

by Eric Kacktastic May 21, 2010

i do

its the longest sentence known to man both ways, saying it takes a long time and its like a prison sentence to some who cant cheat or be with any one else. and scared if he has a good woman or not who will do right but him.

will you take the love of your life who will always do right by you no matter what, forever no matter what? i do.... when you say it like that.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

I DO apologize

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

I Do Stuff

The art of doing or conducting extraneous unnameable activities of any means.

Acquaintance: What do you do for fun?
Me: I Do Stuff

by Uncle Harris May 28, 2019

I Do Declare

Generally an exclamatory phrase which asserts/affirms the truth of a previous or forthcoming statement. Often associated with the vernacular of the American south.

Well I do declare! My man done ate fifteen hot dogs in under a minute!

Hey! Isn't that Old Bill Mcsmithers? I do declare!

by red5xx July 17, 2010