I Believe It
I Believe It by RoBoDiSeaSe April 1, 2010
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I 'll believe it when I see it
I 'll believe it when I see it by MichaeltranUSA May 31, 2020
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I Believe It • i cant believe its not butter • I 'll believe it when I see it • I can't believe it's not but-her face. • I can't believe it's not flubber • I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter • i can't believe it's this lit. • I don't believe it! • icantbelieveitsnotbutterface • I STILL can't believe it's not butter!
i can't believe it's not butterface
A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....
"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."
i can't believe it's not butterface by Kyle JC January 13, 2008
I can't believe it's not but-her face.
Ed: She's got a serious body on her but she's got the worst case of but-her face I've ever seen
Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.
Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.
I can't believe it's not but-her face. by hcd631 June 29, 2011
I can't believe it's not butter!
A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.
<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
I can't believe it's not butter! by potatoninja August 27, 2015
I don't believe it!
phrase (var. I do not believe it!)
an expression of utter disbelief at a truly unfathomable circumstance. Popularised by the grumpy old man Victor Meldrew (Richard Wilson) from the popular BBC television situation comedy series, One Foot in the Grave, written by David Renwick. Although "I don't believe it" is the catchphrase of the show, the first time Victor said it was in the last few minutes of "The Return of the Speckled Band" - the final episode of the first series. Profanities such as ‘bloody’ and the rather taboo ‘fucking’ are commonly inserted by the proletariat to create a heightened sense of shock but are rarely uttered by the more refined classes of middle England.
an expression of utter disbelief at a truly unfathomable circumstance. Popularised by the grumpy old man Victor Meldrew (Richard Wilson) from the popular BBC television situation comedy series, One Foot in the Grave, written by David Renwick. Although "I don't believe it" is the catchphrase of the show, the first time Victor said it was in the last few minutes of "The Return of the Speckled Band" - the final episode of the first series. Profanities such as ‘bloody’ and the rather taboo ‘fucking’ are commonly inserted by the proletariat to create a heightened sense of shock but are rarely uttered by the more refined classes of middle England.
From the sitcom;
On discovering a lamppost had crashed through his bedroom window 'Victor Meldrew' exclaimed "I don't believe it!"
Colloquial use;
Dave: Look Barbara, malt loaf is on 'buy one get one free'
Barbara: I don't believe it!
On discovering a lamppost had crashed through his bedroom window 'Victor Meldrew' exclaimed "I don't believe it!"
Colloquial use;
Dave: Look Barbara, malt loaf is on 'buy one get one free'
Barbara: I don't believe it!
I don't believe it! by Nicholas A. T November 10, 2008
I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter
Any one of the multitude of twitter-clones that pop up trying to make a quick buck as a networking site blatantly ripping-off twitter.
Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...
Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.
Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.
I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter by achey breaky shart June 15, 2009
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