A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.
Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj.
Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
by Hombre3000 March 2, 2010
Get the I Would Rather mug.The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
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I Would Rather
• I would rather _____ than _____
• I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day.
• i would rather die
• i would rather eat my own toe
• I would rather get my dick sucked
• I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
• I would rather lick the floor
• i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat
• I would rather shit on my hands and clap
A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
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Get the i would rather die mug.Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.
Meaning:
It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
Meaning:
It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante
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Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
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