I Judge
I Judge by A&JSigJudge December 21, 2010
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“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
I reserve my judgment.
This is just a bad-ass way of saying "no comment", meaning you are neither confirming nor denying anything.
Journalist: Mr. Vernon, what is your stance on the issues being debated?
Mr. Vernon: I reserve my judgment.
Another Journalist: So Mr. Vernon, there's absolutely nothing you can tell us?
Mr. Vernon: No, I'm sorry.
Mr. Vernon: I reserve my judgment.
Another Journalist: So Mr. Vernon, there's absolutely nothing you can tell us?
Mr. Vernon: No, I'm sorry.
I reserve my judgment. by Dr. Roswell November 25, 2010
I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.
To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.
In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.
To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.
In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.
I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 by Outlaw2DaDeath December 31, 2005
i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement by SpecialID March 5, 2021
I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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