I had

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I had something for this

Phase, used after forgetting a one liner

as used by Sterling Archer
Archer: Damn, I had something for this, too... um... damn it. Eat grenade, stupids!
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I had a boner

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi
A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner
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I had a stroke

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.
Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke
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Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.
Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."

Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
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i had a moment

When you are very distracted and zoned out off in your own world or after you get a random shiver up your back and say "I had a moment"
Dude i had a moment like a big moment in my mind
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