I'd 

Contraction for "I would", "I had", or "I should."

Jamal: Would you tap that?
Me: I'd.

Tyrone: You should have tapped that.
Me: I'd.

I'd by Jamalien February 21, 2012

I-D

Short for intense drama

"ugh those girls only cause I-D all day long!"

I-D by SP&IW July 15, 2009

i.d. 

an abreviation for INTENSE DRAMA

"omg soo much i.d. today "

i.d. by kaya longorie July 22, 2009

I’d give my left nut to… 

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!

The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .

I’d give my left nut to… by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

I'd Hit it 

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"

I'd Hit it by DictionaryX January 23, 2003

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020