I'm a bitch
Something a Riley would say to make people feel bad for them or sad for them only because they want attention or it might be said by someone telling the truth about them
I'm a bitch by Dantheman816 November 12, 2021
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I'm a free bitch
I'm a free bitch by bluetoothrulezz1313 April 5, 2010
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Bitch I'm a Bus
So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
Bitch I'm a Bus by juanchopancho February 22, 2011
Bitch, I'm a Bus.
The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.
Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.
Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.
Example 1
Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 2
Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 3
Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 2
Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 3
Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Bitch, I'm a Bus. by bluersx February 25, 2011
I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!
This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.
In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!
A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!
A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!
I'm a Klingon, BITCH!! by Ass Kicka June 5, 2011
Bitch I'm in a tree
A recently coined term in online gaming, especially during player versus player combat.
It means "I am so far above you," and "you can't even touch me" rolled into one phrase
It means "I am so far above you," and "you can't even touch me" rolled into one phrase
Bitch I'm in a tree by Lord Damon September 19, 2009
Bitch I’m giving a chance
Hi bitch I’m giving a chance
Hi person I broke up with how are you
Good even tho I’m giving you another chance
Hi person I broke up with how are you
Good even tho I’m giving you another chance
Bitch I’m giving a chance by Zeyrox September 23, 2023
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