Hyst 

1) A derogatory term for the theft of said conversations...

2)The metaphorical action of robbery of attention...

3) Me, Bitches!

1+2) it was a quiet conversation till jon hysted the conversation by sticking his dick in the mashed potatos.

Hyst by Jon Woolard July 12, 2006

Hysteria Merchant 

Any talking head that makes a living spreading hysteria. CNN, Fox News, and the like harbor them.
Sean Hannity, Don Lemon, Bill O'Riley, Wolf Blitzer, Bret Baier, Rachel Maddow, Van Jones, and so on.

The asshole hysteria merchants on Fox and CNN want to keep everybody in a state of fear with the relentless bullshit

they sell to the mindless idiots who worship them.

Hysteria Merchant by IH8JIGS November 30, 2021

Hysterical 

adjective
1.
deriving from or affected by uncontrolled extreme emotion.
2.
PSYCHIATRY
relating to, associated with, or suffering from hysteria

“1 - hysterical laughter"
“2 - the doctor thinks the condition is partly hysterical"

Hysterical by SirHiccle December 23, 2018

YouTube Mass Hysteria

When fake or sensational videos are uploaded to YouTube and propelled by alarmist users into the mind of the general population, spawning urban myths, group-think, or panic.

"Dude did you hear that there is a hidden camera in your cable box watching you jerkoff?"

No way that's totally "YouTube Mass Hysteria "

YouTube Mass Hysteria by pizzatime February 25, 2009

Nine hysterical women 

An overwhelming and practical response from the fans to events in a TV series, book, film, etc.

The first nine hysterical women were Torchwood fans, who sent coffee and letters to the BBC protesting against the death of Ianto Jones. Over 900 people registered on one LiveJournal community alone.

Russell T Davies: "The 'controversy' over Ianto's death is just nine hysterical women."

Or:
If (character) dies this series, they'll have nine hysterical women on their hands.

Nine hysterical women by Galadriel1010 August 8, 2009

Hispanicus Hystericus 

A disproportional emotional over-reaction to a crisis (or event) caused by an overstimulation of the limbic system that renders efficient function of the pre-frontal cortex extremely difficult.

Bystander #1: "Excuse me... why are they yelling and screaming like that? Are they OK?"

Bystander #2: "They have Hispanicus Hystericus. They'll be OK as soon as they calm down."

Hispanicus Hystericus by Dr. Carey Perkins April 30, 2022