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Hypautochondria 

The belief that strange noises while driving are signs that your car needs serious repair when there's really nothing wrong with your vehicle. Most often caused by hearing sounds from someone else's car.
Jack: I was sure I had an expensive-sounding noise coming from my brakes this morning, but it was only hypautochondria. Turns out it was the jalopy in the next lane.

Jill: What a relief.

Jack: I know! Now I'm going to spend all that money I don't need for car repair on merchandise from Urbandictionary.com.
Hypautochondria by hestoric August 17, 2010
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hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.
James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.
hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008
a photograph captured by a hipster. or a very hip photo.
Mayne, I just picked up a few hiptures from the used cd store, along with a Wavves, Panda Bear, and Beach House cd.
hipture by mooper315 August 14, 2010
The cross between a hypocrite and a turd.
Isaac is a massive hypoturd
Hypoturd by Rodney1991 January 28, 2009
When ones hyper and its listening to electro music
Dude this song gots me all hyptro out!
Hyptro by djscratche March 19, 2009
Wow, you are such a hyptos.
Hyptos by KingWillVIII February 28, 2017