Hypoturd

The cross between a hypocrite and a turd.

Isaac is a massive hypoturd

Hypoturd by Rodney1991 January 28, 2009

Hypnoturd 

A spiral shaped turd.

The Hypnoturd has a mesmerizing effect
if one dares to look at it.

Ohhh, SNAP! I looked at a freakin'
Hypnoturd and now I'm stupefied.

Hypnoturd by The Hairy Chicken Monster February 2, 2005