Hypothical

What you say when you aren't smart enough to pronounce hypothetical.

Angels are hypothical and mythogical.

by LactatingFinger-BoobiesofDoom December 22, 2012

hypnotically beautiful

This describes a person or sight that is so lovely that the viewer feels like they are in a trance.

The anchor woman was so hypnotically beautiful, I forgot the food was boiling!

by I, Wreckerrr January 11, 2017

Let's say, hypothetically

"Let's say, hypothetically" is an infamous phrase often used by popular right-wing journalist Ben Shapiro during debates. It has become popular online to create memes satirizing Ben Shapiro by using phrases he commonly uses, such as "Let's say, hypothetically", or "for the sake of the argument".

"Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment"

"What the fuck?"

by spookyseason March 11, 2022

Hypothetical them clavicles

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

Hypothetical

describes something that exists as a possibility, an unproven idea or theory. So in other words a theory that may or may not be true!

Random Person: I think Aliens are real!
Scientist: Do you have proof?
Random Person: No its only hypothetical.

by Haayven June 11, 2013

Hypothecate

A word smart people use when they mean hypothecate, and a word stupid people who want to look smart (read: Investment Bankers) use when they mean hypothetical.

A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".

#Can'tFixStupid

Investment Banker: “Can you give me some hypothecated numbers?”

Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."

by Syntactic Sugar June 19, 2019

Hypothetical

What if

Billy: hypothetically speaking, what if the sky was made of cheese?
Billy's mom: I don't know

by Lol I farted March 3, 2016