Hypotenate

To use another person as a ramp.

One may hypotenate by walking, biking or skiing down another person.

One may also hypotenate UP a person, depending on the situation.

“Man, I was boarding on a trick path, and right as I got to the end of the rail, hypotenated right over Peter. It was awesome. I think he was unconscious, though.”

“Mommy! This morning that kid in the wheelchair just pushed this tall kid down the steps and hypotenated right over him. Can I get a wheelchair for my birthday?”

Announcer: “FOR THIS DIRT BIKE SHOW, BIKER BOB WILL NOT JUMP OVER 100 PEOPLE, HE WILL HYPOTENATE OVER A STRING OF THEM!”

by halpwr August 26, 2011

Hyphenated-Names

For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.

Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.

Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!

by Big Ed Moustapha- December 24, 2012

Hypothecate

A word smart people use when they mean hypothecate, and a word stupid people who want to look smart (read: Investment Bankers) use when they mean hypothetical.

A classic marker of when you're talking to an idiot who doesn't know it yet; like when people say "pacifically" when they mean "specifically" or "expresso" when they mean "espresso".

#Can'tFixStupid

Investment Banker: “Can you give me some hypothecated numbers?”

Investor: "No, you douche, that's not a real thing. Go read a book."

by Syntactic Sugar June 19, 2019

juicy juice hypotenuse

Alternative for "Punch line" from a popular text post on tumblr

"Are you missing the juicy juice hypotenuse?"
"What?"
"Sorry, maybe you should get a tumblr."

by britlav December 18, 2013

Hypotenuse girl

The other definition is not correct. A hypotenuse stands out in a crowd; not because she's pretty, but just because she stands out. It's usually because she's just weird. A hypotenuse girl is attractive enough to hook up with, but she is NOT attractive enough to brag about or tell your friends. Typically, hypotenuse girls listen to industrial music such as Tool, Nine Inch Nails, HIM, Alice In Chains, Korn, etc. Also, she may easily be found shopping for the ugliest articles in Hot Topic.

**Note: The original hypotenuse girl had a pointy chin that resembled the triangular term of hypotenuse.

Derek- Hey, dude, did you see that girl over there? What's up with her? Like, what is she?

Eugene- Oh, Gina? Yeah I don't really know her, but she's really frikkin weird. She's a Hypotenuse girl. Ew. Yuck.

Derek- I would hook up with her... Well like.. Maybe idk.

Eugene- Emm....

Derek- Haha, what? Did you or something?

Eugene- Well... I don't..er....I dont know....So what about them Dodgers?

by Macks and Lilah December 26, 2007

non-hyphenated

1.Possibly the dumbest word in the english language, since the spelling of the word contradicts the second definition.

2. A word without a hyphen (see above definition)

Non-hyphenated is probably the dumbest thing since George W. Bush.

by Thelostcup September 8, 2006

hypotenuse

A term created by Fenton Track and Cross Country team, meaning to cut a corner to create a triangle, and run along the hypotenuse, which is usually part of someones lawn. in turn you run less.

LAZINESS FTW!!!!

Man fuck this corner imma take the hypotenuse!

Hey Guys lets cut this corner and take the hypotenuse

by r4wzt0|2 3|21C April 22, 2008