Hypophobis 

The fear of looming hypocrisy

Ethan Klein needs hypophobis

Hypophobis by B1chesIoI October 25, 2023

homophobisexual 

A person attracted to homophobes.

Explosm.net Comic:
Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: Hello to you, sugar pants.
Guy 1: (Looking nervous) Woah! I'm not gay.
Guy 2: Woah, I'm not either.
Guy 2: I am a homophobisexual.
Guy 2: I'm attracted to homophobes.

homophobisexual by Homophobisexual June 7, 2007

hylophobia 

Hylophobia, also known as xylophobia, ylophobia, and dendrophobia, is a psychological disorder defined by an irrational fear of wood, forest or trees.

The term hylophobia is derived from the Greek ὕλη hylo-, meaning "wood or forest", and phobo- meaning "fear".

hylophobia by Aerosols May 19, 2016

Homophobism 

Homophobism is something you say when you can’t think of the word “homophobia”.

“Sorry I was just explaining my homophobism”

Homophobism by Djmadsavage June 11, 2019

homophobisexual 

The sexual attraction to a person who is Homophobic or Fearful of Homosexual persons

"Hi"
"Hey there hot pants"
"Woah there, im not gay!"
"Woah, im not either.. Im homophobisexual"

homophobisexual by McPhisher July 1, 2007

Hypophobia 

scared of making sudden movements because you might pee your pants

i'm scurred if i make any sudden movements i might pee muh pants, because i have Hypophobia.

Hypophobia by Tylaaaa October 30, 2007

homophobisexual 

someone who is attracted to homophobics

"hey sexy"
"Dude im not gay"
"I know. Im a homophobisexual"

homophobisexual by Flap June 27, 2007