Hypergooning

When you edge so quickly yet so successfully that you get locked into a state of pure, ignorant bliss for 3 to 4 business hours.

Jane: Dude, why isn't Drew picking up the phone?
John: He got locked in hypergooning, he couldn't answer if he tried.
Jane: Oohhhh..

Hypergooning by The Goon Queen August 6, 2024

Hyperbooting

An electronic device that is stuck rebooting over and over.

I can't play Call of Duty. My router is HYPERBOOTING.

Hyperbooting by TechDippy March 5, 2020

Hyper-Gooning 

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth

"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"

Hyper-Gooning by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder) 

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder) by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

Hypnogooning 

The act of gooning while under the influence of psychoactive substances.

Daniel: "Hey man what did you get up to last night?

Bradin: "I played Spiderman 2 for a bit, took some shrooms. and had a little hypnogooning sesh for a few hours before I went to bed."

Daniel: "Oh shit bro same!"

Hypnogooning by hypnogooner December 26, 2024

Hypnogooning 

The act of gooning while under the influence of psychoactive substances.

Daniel: "Hey man what did you get up to last night?

Bradin: "I played Spiderman 2 for a bit, took some shrooms. and had a little hypnogooning sesh for a few hours before I went to bed."

Daniel: "Oh shit bro same!"

Hypnogooning by hypnogooner December 26, 2024

Hypnogooning 

The act of gooning while under the influence of psychoactive substances

Daniel: "Hey man what did you get up to last night?"

Bradin: "I played a little Spiderman 2, took some shrooms, and then had a little hypnogooning sesh before I went to sleep."

Daniel: "Oh shit man same!"

Hypnogooning by hypnogooner December 26, 2024