Hyper-Gooning 

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth

"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"

Hyper-Gooning by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder) 

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder) by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

Hypergooning

When you edge so quickly yet so successfully that you get locked into a state of pure, ignorant bliss for 3 to 4 business hours.

Jane: Dude, why isn't Drew picking up the phone?
John: He got locked in hypergooning, he couldn't answer if he tried.
Jane: Oohhhh..

Hypergooning by The Goon Queen August 6, 2024