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hyperacusis 

an ear condition,in which one has a collapsed tolerance to normal environmental sounds,which normally would not bother a person with normal hearing's ears.certain sounds will cause your ear drums to cringe,and have a spasm which is described as "fluttering" in the ear drum.it can be more severe in some cases than others from what i understand.it is caused by a number of things,such as prolonged exposure to loud noise,prolonged use of certain drugs,such as aspirin,head trauma,and many others.all though there isn't exactly a total cure for it,the ear's tolerance level can be brought up greatly by using pink noise cd's.by doing so it can get alot stronger,and it will be able to tolerate more noise,but it will not make the ear 100% better.
i am 18 years old and already have hyperacusis,mainly cause i did the stupid thing by listening to music on headphones daily,for 8 years,played in a band that practiced significantly loud,and used aspirin for a long period of time,due to the fact that i thought i had a non-existant heart problem.DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS ME.
hyperacusis by y2c January 20, 2009

Hyperdeath 

In Undertale: A term describing a form of death where your SOUL merges back together after being destroyed, thus making it impossible to die whilst fighting Asriel, God of Hyperdeath.
Otherwise: A form of death that strengthens your soul.
(can't think of sentence for Hyperdeath)
Hyperdeath by ArminArlert August 26, 2017

hyperiding 

The act of utilising, excessively trading on or monetising current trends. Forms of hyperiding include promoting, reselling or creating goods of short-term demand predominantly apparel. Hyperiding individuals are so-called "hype riders", a closely related but more expressive synonym of the term "hype beast". Hyperiding is commonly used as an expression for exploitation of a trend, rather than the mere usage.
"Have you seen Monicas fake supreme shirt, she made herself?" - "Yeah, she's just hyperiding"
hyperiding by hyperider January 23, 2018

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder 

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.
Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

Hyperausparesis

Hyperausparesis is used when someone says a joke or something remotely funny and causes you to laugh uncontrollably or make a series of puns (which suck), often causing a scene. This is only used when the situation becomes awkward or cringe after the person afflicted with hyperausparesis does something rash (e.g., tells a joke).
Person A: lmao ur so NOT funny
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?

hyperdiscussion 

1) using more words than necessary to explain something
2) constantly straying from the point of a story to discuss small, unnecessary details
this morning, at about 9:00, well 9:04, i went into the store, and a bum, he was wearing this ugly faded green jacket and his shoes were all tore up, he followed me in and right next to the produce aisle, where they used to have the canned vegetables, but now they have canned fruit...
this is hyperdiscussion