Hyperdating 

when a couple spends all of their time together without any breaks for other friends only to break-up because they get sick of each other.

Jenny: "Where's Sarah, I haven't seen her in months"
Erin: "Oh, she's hyperdating Steve"

Two weeks later:

Erin: "Hey Sarah, where's Steve"
Sarah: "We broke up, I got sick of him."

Hyperdating by oxymoronis December 2, 2010

hyperdating 

Dating many different people over a short period of time.
Dating at Hyperspeed.

1st Man: OMG! I'm still single.I want to find my partner in life soon. Valentine's Day is coming!.

2nd Man: Dude! you should try hyperdating that happens before Valentine's Day comes.

1st Man: throws a hinky to the 2nd Man and then do a sigh.

hyperdating by joharra October 28, 2009

Hiberdating 

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend

I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

Hiberdating by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010

Hyberdating 

When your whole world revolves around you and your boyfriend/girlfriend. And It’s only them, no one else. You spend ALL your time with them, and you ONLY hang out with them, and you ONLY talk about them, and everything you do is about THEM. Most likely you will end up having: no friends and no personal space or private time.

Friend: "Hey, wanna hang out today?"
Hyberdater: "No, im seeing ____ today"
Friend "Oh ok, how about this weekend?"
Hyberdater: "Well...I'll be with ____ then too"
Friend: "Uhm..alright, so you comin' to my birthday?"
Hyberdater: "Oh darn, I have plans that night with ____"
Friend: "You know what..forget it. Have fun with your hyberdating"

Hyberdating by mosterface483 December 2, 2010

Hypernating 

The opposite of hibernating. The person usually becomes annoyingly hyper and doesn't stop talking.

Friend 1: Sam's been hypernating all day
Friend 2: Yea I know, it's like he's high

Hypernating by StJimmy462 December 5, 2009

Hiberdating 

In addition to being a situation in which two people date so exclusively that you rarely see them, the hiberdating couple will make occasional public appearances. During these appearances, the two will never acknowledge anyone but each other, never stop touching/caressing each other, and will annoy the living piss out of anyone and everyone in their vicinity, especially used-to-be friends of the hiberdaters.

Wanna go hang out with Kenny and Marissa?" "Sure, if you want to puke your guts out listening to them talk goo-goo to each other... they've reached hiberdating status ever since Kenny refused to take his hand off Marissa's knee during Science class

Hiberdating by SpaceMountain January 21, 2011

hyberbating 

During a blizzard or long cold spell, isolating ones self at home and masturbating mutliple times to overcome the boredom.

I've been hyberbating the entire blizzard.

hyberbating by jkidkidkid January 6, 2010