Huxham

A legendary cat of molestorer from Ballaugh. Atale known across the Isle of Man.

In manx accent - Did you hear Huxham finger banged a cat?

by Balaughing July 4, 2024

Hexham Ready

To be clean shaven in the nether regions before a big event/night out

Stancer: were getting a taxi in 20 mins

Angus: give me 30 I need to get hexham ready

by gustavoconfirmed April 4, 2019

Hexham

Small doss pit shat out between Newcastle and Carlisle, accents like they have a scrotum for a throat (see Northumbrian burr) and faces like melted wellies. These congenitals can be found frequently wearing tweed flat caps by day looking for a pheasanty feast or a cow to buck but be warned because when darkness strikes the streets are lined with the north face Hexham chav brigade who feast on human ears, amber leaf and dark fruits. A town where hunting, racism and voting Tory is still very much the rage and announcing that you're not local is most certainly not.

'Areet, Are you from Hexham mate?' Nu, aye it's a muckle, baari place t caal yem man' where's thoo from? 'I have ne idea what you just said mate, i'm from Newcastle'

by Celticsam April 23, 2019

hexham

sup now

to many people hating on hexham

by ...... June 8, 2003

Hushamamadoo

A hushamamadoo is what you call someone who you deem a smexy little fucker or you want to spoon them, or you use it in a manner like this : you hushamamadoo headass. The term hushamamadoo can be used in many ways but remember if you use it you are a fucking retard

Are you my cutie pie hushamamadoo?

by Your_Dad5840 June 20, 2022

hushamundo

A Latin nice way of telling your girlfriend to shut the fuck up!. You can also just cut it down to "mundo" when in a hurry.

I had to tell lee ann to hushamundo at the movie theater.

by Mr Harmony April 25, 2023

Hexham

Complete dump full of the most fake inbred people you could imagine. Little prats with middle/upper class parents who think they are proper hard cases and radgies/charvers dragged up in roughest parts of Newcastle such as Benwell and Elswick. Weekends during the night is a mix of backward farmers, radges/charvers and people who have no clue at all of their social status (as mentioned above) and generally try and fit in with who has the nicest fastest car or the most money at that particular time. Generally speaking Hexham is a rather nice historic town let down by the awful population.

Mother - Oh Tarquin don't forget you have violin practice this evening at 7:30 at the Hexham scout convention.

Tarquin - Ah here man can't ye just fuck off am ganin oot man wiv me pals doon the street man ye daft cunt.

by Andisen January 13, 2020