Hungover Horn

The extreme level of horniness a person achieves when slightly hungover after a night out.

Goffrey: Damn you hungover horn, how am I going to be able to go to work with this raging hard on??

Hungover Horn by Goffrey4111 October 8, 2015

Hangover Horn 

When suffering from a hangover, all areas of the human body seem to shut down - all functions are inoperable or at least you don't have the energy to try them. All that is, bar one. Despite feeling that you're close to death, the libido not only remains, but seems to be heightened - congratulations, you have the Hangover Horn.

Sarah: Jesus, where have you been, I've been phoning you for ages?!
Mike: Sorry, I was out drinking last night. I've got the Hangover Horn, you caught me on the up stroke.

Hangover Horn by BrianTrousers March 21, 2009

hangover horn 

you think every thing is sexual and its turns you on

dude ive got the hangover horn bad i thought this wooden tray was hot? coz its made of wood,hard,smooth and needs both hands to hold it...see?

hangover horn by bambi901 January 20, 2009

hangover horniness 

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.

We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.

hangover horniness by bluedevil July 21, 2006

Hung Over Horny 

Sometimes H.O.H means Head Of Household, like in Big Brother. But here, It means Hung Over Horny. Hung Over Horny means the act of being horny the day after going to sleep horny.

Fae: It's like I was soooo fucking horny last night. And I thought, maybe if I go to sleep, I'll wake up and be okay and go to work fine. But NOOO I was trying to keep the stapler away from my legs ALL DAYYY

Kyleigh: Wow... That is a bad case of the hung over horny.

Hung Over Horny by Chaz E. March 29, 2008

horny hangover 

The mysterious and overwhelming urge to have sex the day after a night of hard drinking, despite being completely dehydrated and having a massive headache.

"I've got a serious case of the horny hangover. I feel like total shit but my boner won't go away."

horny hangover by 8blake August 14, 2006