Humphreys

A ‘Humphreys’ is a pro minecraft gamer. He is very good at the game but will also cheat and do anything he can to ensure dominance. A ‘Humphreys’ loves to be alpha of a minecraft server and will be a very sad Humphreys if he is killed

‘You can’t defeat Humphreys he is too powerful’
“Wow this Humphreys is such a sad little sweat”
“It’s just a game Humphreys chill out”

by Big D 25 February 11, 2021

Daniel Humphreys

the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best of your sexual blonde fuck.

the Daniel Humphreys tripped balls on A Tuesday night.

by Daniel Humphreys December 22, 2012

mike humphreys

A gay lesbian

Oh have you seen Mike Humphreys today?

Oh the gay lesbian?

Yeah that's the one

by Sassymikehumpadonk May 16, 2014

The humphreys

The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

hes doing the humphreys

by bignan November 27, 2017

Luke humphreys

Luke Humphreys’ always have monster slongs

I saw Luke humphreys monster slong last night and my gawd it’s was huge

by Gettyyatitsout January 12, 2019

Owen Humphreys

The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10

*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

Liam humphreys

Liam humphreys is a kind, funny, smart man. He knows he's one of a kind and special! He's loved by everyone and has the biggest heart 💕 He is the type of person to enjoy star wars and marvel. Secretly he's the biggest nerd you'll every meet but he also loves sports!!
If you fall in love with a Liam humphreys then you are bound to never wanna separate from him and will probably develop an attachment 💕

Liam humphreys is so cool
I wish I was like Liam humphreys
I'm in love with Liam humphreys ❤️

by Illhsmbhdrhm November 22, 2021