Humphreyism

1. When you want other people to take care of you but you are fine.

2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.

3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.

4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.

5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.

6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.

7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.

8. Only calls someone when he needs something.

9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.

10. If you need help he is no where to be found

Humphreyism is alive and well.

That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.

Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.

Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.

by BurnBaby June 11, 2006

humphreyian

a humphreyian is someone who is a #🐳-humphrey main in the omori discord server

"oh, (name) is a humphreyian!"

by mwrisa January 12, 2022

Daniel Humphreys

the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best of your sexual blonde fuck.

the Daniel Humphreys tripped balls on A Tuesday night.

by Daniel Humphreys December 22, 2012

mike humphreys

A gay lesbian

Oh have you seen Mike Humphreys today?

Oh the gay lesbian?

Yeah that's the one

by Sassymikehumpadonk May 16, 2014

The humphreys

The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

hes doing the humphreys

by bignan November 27, 2017

Humphreys

A ‘Humphreys’ is a pro minecraft gamer. He is very good at the game but will also cheat and do anything he can to ensure dominance. A ‘Humphreys’ loves to be alpha of a minecraft server and will be a very sad Humphreys if he is killed

‘You can’t defeat Humphreys he is too powerful’
“Wow this Humphreys is such a sad little sweat”
“It’s just a game Humphreys chill out”

by Big D 25 February 11, 2021

Luke humphreys

Luke Humphreys’ always have monster slongs

I saw Luke humphreys monster slong last night and my gawd it’s was huge

by Gettyyatitsout January 12, 2019