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Humoritous 

Noun
1) A "disease" diagnosed when the following symptoms occur:
-random spurts of giggling, humming slow songs, reciting Shakespeare prose
-odd red spots on or around the neck area
-odd abdominal feelings
-constant smiling
-lightheadedness and hallucinations
-flushed cheeks
-sudden boost of self-esteem
-etc.

2) Also spelled "Humoritis"

3) A.K.A "love"
You have an obvious case of Humoritous.
Humoritous by .+. February 8, 2005
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Humoritous 

Additional symptoms include:
-tendancy to cling to and desire a certain person
-displaying selflessness
Humoritous was making her a better person.
Humoritous by .+. February 9, 2005

post humorous 

when you think of a good pun, joke, punch line or one-liner after the opportune moment of delivery. if one was to then say this joke, it would be lame and obsolete because the timing would be all wrong and the moment would have passed. typically happens when one is in an altered state of consciousness. i.e: a late joke which deserves no high fives..............if we still do that sort of thing.
Adj: post humorously
A friend had a post on facebook, " D - RUNK!!" I happened to be drunk at the time too so I commented, "Me too!!" I realized later that I was the first to comment and it would've been SLIGHTLY more funny if I had said, "Me Three!" That was post humorous.

Lame example, but there you have it. Still drunk.
post humorous by Nondey June 23, 2009

humorous 

that maggie pollard girl is awfully humorous! she really makes me laugh and entertains me!

humoroussed

Expressing / showing/ or acting any forms of humor and or excitement
That was completely kopernicus, sure was a humoroussed moment. I'll never forget that wankernut's stupidity
humoroussed by E'rayn June 11, 2019

humerious 

(hew-mere-ious)

One is being "humerious" when they are "half joking" or being "half serious." It's a method of speech where someone makes a statement in a humorous way that implies/hints a serious idea behind it. Unlike being completely serious, it charms the target person, which usually results in a better outcome. People are humerious every day.

ps. Another good thing about humeriousness/humere is it gives the person the statement is said to the power to casually avoid or pursue the hint.. without hurting as many feelings as a rejection to a serious question.
"F*** you!"
"Yes please.."

successful answer: "Im down."
unsuccessful answer: "Sike."

ALSO:

"I have so much money right now, i dont know what to spend it on!"
"Well, you're 100% welcome to spend it on me.."
"Haha. You're being humerious aren't you?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"Haha. Okay, what do you want then? An Ipod.. a bike? Cuz I'll actually get you something."
humerious by Kristos Andrews-Drum February 19, 2009

Humorous Duet Acting 

A Speech Category involving 2 (usually equally awesome) people performing a HILARIOUS cutting from a play (or book, but usually play) that will be around 8 minutes, but not more then 8 1/2.
My Humorous Duet Acting is so funny, that my partner and I got 5th in the Chicago Diocese for the CFL league and will be going to nationals in Baltimore, Maryland.