Hummi 

The plural of "hummus."

Hummus is a chickpea or bean paste commonly found in the fridge of the average household.

"SAM! PASS THE F-ING HUMMI BEFORE I SPANK YOUR FACE OFF!"

Hummi by PicklePatches June 6, 2019

hummi 

It’s what it sounds like to me when some cholos say “homie”. Some niggas too.

You can be your own dad hummi, don’t u ever let no man make you think differently.

hummi by Wan wah wah June 18, 2018

Hummi 

the usual 'hummi' is an averge half niglet half normal. they averge around 12 inches and about 5 in the width.

its important to make sure before interaction with such a creature, to make sure you have bananas on you.

the hummi is a dangerous type of creatures most found within the realms such as minecraft.

they tend to like the same gender as them and enjoy seing the reproductive organs of the same sex.
therefore when you say 'hummi' be aware of the consequenses of the risks of getting a 12 inch monster in your intestine.

"fuck you hummi"
*big black monkey thrusting inside you*

Hummi by bigblackmonkeyslayer69 March 1, 2023

Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.

Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.

Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky 

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.

"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018

humbie 

a humble person

Oh, you're such a humbie! You never boasted your good works.

humbie by AelJerzhee July 11, 2016

Luke Hemmings 

The eccentric cowboy of the band 5SOS, who occasionally appears in snapchat memes and forgets to wash his hair.

“You know Luke Hemmings?”

“Hell yeah! The eccentric cowboy.”

Luke Hemmings by eccentriccowboyluke January 11, 2019