hummis

a delicious, diarrhea-like substance that has many uses from condimentation to the putting out of fires

Kevin: Pass the hummis I'm starving.
Anthony: Sure thing, right after i put out this flaming barn.

by dr nugent October 8, 2008

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.

"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018

Humming John

A senile man who hums random nonsense sounds for no apparent reason.

1) Is that guy drunk? No he is just a Humming John.
2) What is that awful noise coming those garbage cans... oh wait its just a homeless Humming John.

by Suburban Policy October 16, 2012

Hemmischmeared

When you aggressively begin to rim your partners' asshole before realizing there has been a very recent application of Preparation H.

I ran my tongue all over her body until I got to her asshole and realized I was just hemmischmeared.

by Finn Gerbang March 31, 2015

Humming

When you don't know the lyrics of a song and you try to reproduce how it sounds more or less

Joe: Hey! Have you heard about this new song? It sounds like this: nana na na naaa....
Mary: Oh man! You're humming it so badly that I've no idea what was that.

by Eleniuss August 31, 2016

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.

Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020