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Hummi

The plural of "hummus."

Hummus is a chickpea or bean paste commonly found in the fridge of the average household.
"SAM! PASS THE F-ING HUMMI BEFORE I SPANK YOUR FACE OFF!"
by PicklePatches June 6, 2019
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hummi

It’s what it sounds like to me when some cholos say “homie”. Some niggas too.
You can be your own dad hummi, don’t u ever let no man make you think differently.
by Wan wah wah June 18, 2018
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Hummi

the usual 'hummi' is an averge half niglet half normal. they averge around 12 inches and about 5 in the width.

its important to make sure before interaction with such a creature, to make sure you have bananas on you.

the hummi is a dangerous type of creatures most found within the realms such as minecraft.

they tend to like the same gender as them and enjoy seing the reproductive organs of the same sex.
therefore when you say 'hummi' be aware of the consequenses of the risks of getting a 12 inch monster in your intestine.
"fuck you hummi"
*big black monkey thrusting inside you*
by bigblackmonkeyslayer69 March 1, 2023
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Humid Skid

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
by skid squad May 13, 2012
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Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.
"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45
by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018
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humbie

Oh, you're such a humbie! You never boasted your good works.
by AelJerzhee July 11, 2016
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Humidititties

Underboob sweat girls get when it's hot and humid. (Also happens to guys with man boobs, or Moobs.)
Omg I have such bad humidititties, it's so hot out, Fuck my life.
by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016
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