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A man with little to no clout, a small penis and most importantly an elitist scum bag.
Humi is gei.
Humi by Asia is a continent May 23, 2018
Slang word topically used by people in the hood
What’s up big humi

Zac- who’s that bloke

Denny- That’s my humi right there
Humi by Big gang February 7, 2019
A mixture of the word hi and hulu and no I do not have a small penis it means that you have a 6.5 inch penis and my name is humi
I have a humi
Humi by Humitheman December 14, 2020
She’s beautiful , she loves company of friends. She wants to do good for so many people at once. Loves love, has ambition & Is a hustler. She is smart and very passionate. She loves family. Wife material. Everyone loves Humi
We can’t get together without Humi
Humi by Hannah Love November 22, 2021

humi's bois 

queers who reside in the Clemson House
Jason "I am just one of Humi's bois" Jeff "We are family"
humi's bois by jeff March 6, 2005

Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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