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humbolt greens 

also known as " the kind " humbolt greens are referred to as very potent marijuana from Northern California in Humbolt county.
"whatchoo got right dare homie?"
"Humbolt greens dogg....."
humbolt greens by herbie January 25, 2004

Humbolt County BBQ

A barbecue with greenery. Usually large amounts of friends and weed are present. Granolas will usually attend too; you can tell them by the crocs they will be wearing. Cops are not usually on the invite list.
Dude: That Humbolt County BBQ was totally fryin' man.

Dude 2: Hell yeah bra, that herb was so dope...

Humboldt Hack 

The nasty cough someone has after coming to Humboldt County. Results from the ever-present dampness and mold, as well as taking massive bong hits of the finest weed California has to offer.
Jim: (Continuously coughing for a few minutes) Damn, I've had this really bad cough for days.
Tony: Just moved to Arcata, right?
Jim: Yeah.
Tony: That's that Humboldt Hack man. Shit never goes away.
Humboldt Hack by Harley_Quinn September 22, 2011

Humboldtian

A person from or residing in Humboldt County, CA and living the North Coast hippie lifestyle. Humboldtians are calm, nurturing people who are somewhat oblivious to the outside world and are all about supporting their local community. A Humboldtian is typically white, works on a local farm or buys veggies from the farmers market, and dresses like they shop in a thrift store of clothes from the 1990's. Humboldtian students are passionate about biology, natural resources, and art and value weirdness and uniqueness above all else. Humboldtians care so much about the environment that they get upset when the temperature is above 70 degrees because "it's not good for the area."
"She makes her own soap, raises goats, volunteers at the farm, and she never gets angry...she's a true Humboldtian."

"I met a cute Humboldtian at the barn dance - he's in a bluegrass band."

"Did you see all the Humboldtians playing bongo drums during the kinetic sculpture race?"
Humboldtian by N. Steezy May 4, 2013

Humboldt Burn 

(V) To smoke pot with no regard to conservation. To only burn and inhale the resin and hair off of a marijuana bud and then dispose of the remaining green matter.
"Ray had such quality and quantity that he would only "Humboldt burn" his weed.
Humboldt Burn by Tresfingers October 12, 2011

humboldt twist

When you get twisted up in an accident like the kids in the humboldt crash!
Jerry: did you hear about greg?
Mike: no what happened?
Jerry: he got into a car accident!
Mike: oh fuck he got that humboldt twist?
humboldt twist by humbytwister November 5, 2018
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