Humber Flu

A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.

As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.

Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?

Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.

by Not sick... yet January 20, 2017

Humper flumper

A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes

Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood

by Jack frapper August 5, 2022

humberfloob

A person who instantly fights back when they get infected with coronavirus and fires people who get him germaphobic.

Somebody: *touches a Humberfloob*
The Humberfloob: FIRED!

by Firued March 24, 2020

Humberfloob

A notoriously greedy neat freak. Need I say more?

Hank: Hey! Don't touch my money! It's sanitized!
Larry: Geez, Hank, don't be such a humberfloob.

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 13, 2018