A humblefloob is when someone is being very humble about something saggy, or "flooby."
Girl- Why are your balls so saggy?!
Boy- Is there somethingwrong with that?
Girl- What, are you saying you like that?
Boy- I don't really care.
Girl- Your being such a humblefloob!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.