humberfloob

A person who instantly fights back when they get infected with coronavirus and fires people who get him germaphobic.

Somebody: *touches a Humberfloob*
The Humberfloob: FIRED!

by Firued March 24, 2020

Humberfloob

A notoriously greedy neat freak. Need I say more?

Hank: Hey! Don't touch my money! It's sanitized!
Larry: Geez, Hank, don't be such a humberfloob.

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 13, 2018