Humber

A sort of feeling tied to confusion, an empty stomach, and ̵̡̭̱̝͒͛̀̏̈́͐̈́͘͠͝ ̨͈͉͗̌̓͆̎ ̪̺̩̪̻̥̹͎̈́͝ ̶͓̰͕̘̠̤̙̓̏̇̉̀̃̈́͘ ̵̮͇̱͓͉̎̽̈́́̈̚͝͠ ̨̛̩͔͇͇͙͌́̔͋̾͆́̓ ̵̱͖̻̉̈͋̎̌̅̍͌͌͌͂̏̆̈́͘ ̡̛̪͖̰͈̳̣̳̺̺̬̗ͅ ̴̡̜̭͖̠̫͇̗̭̦̄́̓ͅ ̢̮̤̘͎̘͕̮͙̮̟̼̣̬̈́̍̄͂̍́͌͆̒̐́͛̂͝ͅ ̶̨̺̰̩̦̲̳͉̞̻̌͐̄́̈́̇̆̈́͂̈́̕͝ ̧͈͇͍͎̦͈̝̼͕̞̫͋̓͑̊̾͊͠ ̴̨͈̩̟͚͇̩̤̥͎̀ ̡̯̣͓̲̩̿̓͌͛͘̕̕ ̵̯̱̗̯̻̖͓̱͚͈͇̻̬̖̓̈́̍́̅̇̈̎̄̉̐̚ ̬͎̰̂̋̂̈̂̊͋͗̐͗̾̓́͘ ̵̡̳̲͓͙̙̳̜͇͉́͗̽̃͂ͅ ̳̤̱̃̉̐̌͘ ̶̡̛̭̘̹̯̔̄̾̑͌̾̇̓̔̊͝ ̵̮̝̱̣͚̲̮̮̈́̌̉̆̿̑͐͐̃̄͘ ̵̟̥̈́́͌͠ ̵̢̡̢̭̼̯̱̬̺̆̄͊̑̋̉̉͘ͅ ̵̡̛̭̫̲̠͎̒̒̒́̔̐͛͛͝͠͠ ̶̣̩̽̒̐͐̉͐́͛́͘̕͘̚͝͝ ̗͍̥̈̅̆͐̀̄͜ͅ ̴̬͐ ̳̮̱̖̥͇̜͚̓́̌͌̌͠͠ ̨̲̼̬̙̠̭̘͋̑͑́̆̌͊͆͊̑͐̄̿͝.

''Hey, you know that burger was mine, right?''
''Sorry, the new Thalasin pills made me feel nothing but humber.''

by nami0x0 October 2, 2021

humber

humber (emotion)

(noun)

extreme confusion that happens right when you snap out of a daydream upon hearing a question, (ie: the exact moment before a teacher calls on you in class and you weren’t paying attention.)

originally found in thalasin+

(adv.): humberly

he was filled with humber for a brief moment when he realized he hadn’t quite understood what his mother had just told him to buy from the grocery store, as he was listening to the radio.

by flowertilifall October 4, 2021

Humber

Humber (n)

1. An extremely stupid person.

2. A person affected with extreme mental retardation.

Person 1: My roommate is so stupid! The other night he took a ruler to bed so he could see how long he slept.

Person 2: Yeah, he sure is a humber.

by malted1 August 30, 2012

humber

A slice of ham that walks and rides horses.

"Riding lessons by Humbers! The best in town!"

by Natasha March 17, 2005

humber

like humble, but the better version.

“I’ll strive to be humber always.”

by stupidkhore March 12, 2020

Humber

(The Emotion)

Feeling like you are disgusted and don't know anything. Founded by Gooseworx, Blue Channel, Thalasin+. This emotion can define like stupid-godmind. It gives halusunations and talking to unreal (or other creatures that are can not be seing by humans, like ghosts) creatures.

X- "Hey! Why is he talking to that mirror?"
Y- "I think he is experiencing 'Humber'"

by NaxNaxZiye88 January 10, 2024

Humber water

Particularly severe case of explosive diarrhea caused by the consumption of suspect foodstuffs. In reference to the particularly murky river Humber that flows through Kingston-upon-Hull, UK

"Can't make it tonight mate, the Humber water is lapping at the tidal barrier"

by Ken McCall February 21, 2009