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Commonly considered a more gangsta spelling alternative for "hoes," which is a term for ladies of ill sexual repute.

Don't be spellin' hoze like white boyz do or tha crips will kno ur frontin' and they'll stuf their nutz down to yo' tonsils, playa.

hoze by Tommy Wommy Womsters April 9, 2005

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Hoze

Fucking idiot dumbass idiot

Sy : Hoze is stinky
Hoze : ._.

Hoze by AJ The Epic July 22, 2021

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Hafarat Hoze

(Daniel Stenford and Tommy Levi are packing their bags and abandon Daniel Vegh in (enter a country here

"Have you heard? Daniel Vegh did a hafarat hoze and now he is alone in hol"

Hafarat Hoze by the guy from hol June 18, 2017

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ex-p'hozed

When a ho has been exposed as a ho.

Yo dawg that trick ass bitch in the chinchilla fur just got ex-p'hozed! She got caught wit her man's best friend!

ex-p'hozed by regan February 3, 2005

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hozed

super mega ultra stoned

"man, you hozed?"..... "yerr"

hozed by almost9999 January 22, 2010

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hozer

Obviously submitted by an American, as it's spelled wrong.

you need an example??

hozer by Canadia January 16, 2004

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Hozefa

Most people under this name have a different take on life . They are more self driven and long for comfort above everything!

Sure they have secrets but then again , who doesn’t have dark dirty secrets .

A perfect chiselled jaw line comes with this name . People born with this name are a GEM , both outside and inside .

Pronounced more like hoe-ze-fa

Hozefa is as handsome as Lucifer was believed to be in the Bible

Hozefa by Howzy_wowzy November 22, 2021

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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