Your walking though the mall with your friend's and a hot girl passes by. You say, HOW MANY? your friend asks, where; if he doesnt seem them. You say 1, 2 or on bench, telling him where the girls are located.
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Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
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It's a British sort of joke phrase such that when asked the reply or answer is:
Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.
My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,
"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.
Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.
My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,
"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.
The father turned to his little boy and asked, "How many beans make 5?" To which his son replied with great enthusiasm,
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"
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Obviously the more drinks the more drunk you are/ the bigger a munter he/she is. The words 'sober' and 'reavered' can also be used to express your feelings towards someone incredibly hot and the biggest, fatest, smelly bitch goin'.
Obviously the more drinks the more drunk you are/ the bigger a munter he/she is. The words 'sober' and 'reavered' can also be used to express your feelings towards someone incredibly hot and the biggest, fatest, smelly bitch goin'.
Simon: Wow, she's not bad. How many deep?
Kevin: 8.
Simon: What? Are you serious?
Kevin: Get the fuck away from me you dickslap
Kevin: 8.
Simon: What? Are you serious?
Kevin: Get the fuck away from me you dickslap
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Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?
Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.
Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...
Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?
Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.
Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...
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a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them
pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin
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