Hovoing 

To aggressively apply sexual force to the same gender.

"Yo dude wanna tickle my balls?"
"No I'm not gay"
"Why don't you try? You're so closed minded."
"Dude stop hovoing me!"

Hovoing by thatstraightkid June 11, 2016

hoving 

When someone pays too much attention to another person with the goal being to get boned. Somewhere between hovering over and stalking.

Did you see Dave hoving on Karen at the party last night? She should have either punched him in the balls or given him a BJ.

hoving by 0kje March 7, 2008

homoing 

The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.

Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"

homoing by ninja puppy May 20, 2010

homoing 

When people are waiting to watch a movie and the person with the movie will not get off the phone.

If Jim Romanko would stop homoing and put that cell away we could watch the movie

homoing by JimRwfrs May 3, 2008

Homoing 

The act of being a homo, usually referring to gay sex.

Michael and Zack were homoing in the bathroom.

Homoing by DeathSpawn11 December 9, 2008

Hoving 

Hoving is an add-on for when you call someone an idiot.

You could say it nameless... like: You're such a hoving, but its more fun to call someone, for example someone called Arjan: You're such an Arjan hoving.

Hoving by KeesvDijk April 23, 2006

Hoboing 

Hoboing (Verb)
Hobo (Verb)

To Hobo it out, (or hoboing it out) is to leave someplace in a hurry while looking muddled and unprepared (like a hobo or bum.)

"Zoe hoboed it out to the schoolbus; her hair unbrushed, a jacket half on and her shoes untied."

"Gabby, with a hand full of loose papers and her backpack still open, was hoboing it home."

Hoboing by Zoey Zealous August 10, 2009