homoing

The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.

Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"

by ninja puppy May 20, 2010

homoing

When people are waiting to watch a movie and the person with the movie will not get off the phone.

If Jim Romanko would stop homoing and put that cell away we could watch the movie

by JimRwfrs May 3, 2008

Homoing

The act of being a homo, usually referring to gay sex.

Michael and Zack were homoing in the bathroom.

by DeathSpawn11 December 9, 2008

homoinebriate

A male who is super straight and macho, but starts acting really, over the top gay when drunk. Often plays grab ass with other guys.

Fred loves his girlfriend, but, as soon as he gets drunk, he starts grabbing Tom's ass and is totally homoinebriate.

by NivekTheGreat June 14, 2018

Homoincesturbation

The process of cloning and engaging in sexual intercourse with said clone.

That homoincesturbationist can go fuck himself.

by Jonopants March 22, 2013

Homing Nut

When you nut and it follows the direction where the pussy is headed

Girl, my Cum bout to go Homing nut.

by Protito July 14, 2019

homoincestual

Sexual relations between closly related individuals of the same sex.

"Mike is such a homoincestual, he had anal intercourse with his father Ron, then sucked Ron's dick and ate his load!"

by Scottieb November 16, 2007