homoing

The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.

Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"

by ninja puppy May 20, 2010

homoing

When people are waiting to watch a movie and the person with the movie will not get off the phone.

If Jim Romanko would stop homoing and put that cell away we could watch the movie

by JimRwfrs May 3, 2008

Homo No Homo

When you say something that is gay as fuck but you say no homo like its gonna do anything

"No Homo but your dick is big as fuck no homo"
"Yo that's homo no homo"

by Robert Bumaro March 20, 2019

No homo

A word used to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no homo.

Jalan: Mark imma kiss you but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
Jalan: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
Jalan: i kissed u last night tho.
Mark: Ayooo u gay.
Jalan: but no homo tho.
Mark: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.

by Machoxzync November 14, 2019

No homo

(Phrase)

No Homo is the magic phrase men utter when undertaking task that are gay, so that they may ward it off.
When a man sucks his homies dick, he must always say no homo, or both will become third level mega gay.
I once got sucked off by my homie and he forgot to say it. We now have two kids.
It’s pretty gay.

Bro 1: Yo bro, goodnight
Bro 2: Night bro, (kisses forehead)
Bro 1: Bro!
Bro 2: No homo.
Bro 1: Aight bro.

by Big Noot April 11, 2019

No homo

A word used as a “Get out of jail free card” after saying the gayest shit in humanity

“I will suck you, no homo though”

by xX_Boss_Xx May 4, 2018

No homo

A term used by many men after every sentence so everyone knows they're straight

That guy's hot. No homo

by Thememelord123 April 19, 2018