House broke

Living in a home where your housing costs well exceed your income. You absolutely cannot afford the home or contents, and this lifestyle suggests you are living outside your means.

They are so house broke, they don't even have a couch. They are so house broke, they are going to be eating kraft dinner forever.

by sandman071 May 9, 2014

stump broke horse

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.

Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.

by Spizzum August 10, 2006

housebroken

Trained to act and behave appropriately indoors.

"My dog is housebroken. He knows to piss outside; not on the rug."

by WeAreAbsoulutelyAnonymous August 14, 2008

Broken Hose

What you may call a penis when a guy is peeing female-style.

When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.

by eternaldoom September 12, 2011

housebroken

What happy wives say about husband who share fairly housechore :)

"My husband's housebroken 'cause he knew from day one that couples who split the housework fairly are the happiest between the sheets. They have the most sex, are the most satisfied with their sex lives, and express the highest level of sexual intimacy."

by Alain97133 October 22, 2015

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

HouseBroken

"HouseBroken" is an animated series that takes an irreverent look at human behavior through the lens of animals. The animals' search for meaning often leads them on wild adventures, far away from the cushy confines of domestic pet life. Honey, a standard poodle, leads the group, encouraging them to confront their issues. The animals include Shel, a sex-positive tortoise with intimacy issues and a knack for choosing unconventional partners; Tabitha, an aging Persian cat beauty queen who is trying to adjust to life off the cat show circuit; The Gray One, a street smart cat who lives with about 30 other cats and has his one eye on Tabitha; Chico, a chonky, co-dependent cat who is in an unhealthy relationship with his neglectful owner; Diablo, a sweater-wearing, anxious terrier with OCD tendencies; Max, a social-climbing Hollywood pig formerly owned by George Clooney; and Chief, a dopey St. Bernard who lives with Honey and enjoys tormenting squirrels and licking himself.

Just watched housebroken for the first time last night.

by Iamlilwoofy May 29, 2023