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Fucking rock star champion, and probably the slimmest sexiest lady you’ll meet. She aint afraid to get her hands dirty when she finds herself the right man. Just know before hooking up with her, that she’s actually a man pretending to be a stripper dragqueen
Housch: Sexy single and free
Housch by Ma’amoobay January 26, 2022
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Househusband

A househusband is a male person living with his partner and performing all the housework and duties that have traditionally been associated with a housewife. He values his family above anything else and is as amazing a person as any male working partner. Also called a homemaker.
-Isn't your significant other a househusband, Jenny?

-Oh, yes. And he's absolutely amazing! So supportive, and you should see him with the kids! And the food he cooks! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

*cue dreamy sighs*
Househusband by A Perfect Slytherin February 2, 2016

Household 6 

Term used by military member to refer to their spouse. Household 6 runs things at home not only everyday but also while their spouse is away during deployments, TDYs, and training. Often raising the couples children alone, handling PCSes alone, and anything where a POA is needed for their spouse. Name originated in two parts, Household for where the spouse spends most of their time, and 6 is a designation for a commander of a Company/Troop, Battalion/Squadron, Brigade/Regiment, Division or Corps.
Last minute training, good thing my Household 6 packed my bag.
Household 6 by milspouse89 February 11, 2012

Housechild 

An adult who does not work and resides with their parents. Being a housechild is similar to being a housewife (or househusband) except you don't have to perform gross sexual acts that you don't want to on the people or person who supplies you with money, housing, etc.
Lucy: Dave asked me to do the nastiest thing last night.
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!
Housechild by Pinkie1 December 25, 2013

househead 

househead by MoonEye September 2, 2003

hosching 

walking around the office aimlessly while your colleagues work diligently
Is that guy hosching around while everyone else is working hard?
hosching by sillyphilly January 27, 2016

householdered 

When you get scammed by some fat trailer park douche.

They get payment, and never household up their end of the deal, instead block you from all communications and refuse to return calls.
Dude, I made a trade with this guy online. I sent him his stuff, but then he blocked me. I think I just got householdered.
householdered by fuhnetic February 13, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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