Housch

Fucking rock star champion, and probably the slimmest sexiest lady you’ll meet. She aint afraid to get her hands dirty when she finds herself the right man. Just know before hooking up with her, that she’s actually a man pretending to be a stripper dragqueen

Housch: Sexy single and free

by Ma’amoobay January 26, 2022

Househusband

A househusband is a male person living with his partner and performing all the housework and duties that have traditionally been associated with a housewife. He values his family above anything else and is as amazing a person as any male working partner. Also called a homemaker.

-Isn't your significant other a househusband, Jenny?

-Oh, yes. And he's absolutely amazing! So supportive, and you should see him with the kids! And the food he cooks! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

*cue dreamy sighs*

by A Perfect Slytherin February 2, 2016

Household 6

Term used by military member to refer to their spouse. Household 6 runs things at home not only everyday but also while their spouse is away during deployments, TDYs, and training. Often raising the couples children alone, handling PCSes alone, and anything where a POA is needed for their spouse. Name originated in two parts, Household for where the spouse spends most of their time, and 6 is a designation for a commander of a Company/Troop, Battalion/Squadron, Brigade/Regiment, Division or Corps.

Last minute training, good thing my Household 6 packed my bag.

by milspouse89 February 11, 2012

Housechild

An adult who does not work and resides with their parents. Being a housechild is similar to being a housewife (or househusband) except you don't have to perform gross sexual acts that you don't want to on the people or person who supplies you with money, housing, etc.

Lucy: Dave asked me to do the nastiest thing last night.
Amy: Did you do it?
Lucy: I didn't have a choice! He refused to give me any more money until I- I... I don't even want to talk about it.
Amy: Wow, I'm glad I'm a housechild instead of a housewife!

by Pinkie1 December 25, 2013

househead

a person who is really into House music

by MoonEye September 2, 2003

hosching

walking around the office aimlessly while your colleagues work diligently

Is that guy hosching around while everyone else is working hard?

by sillyphilly January 27, 2016

householdered

When you get scammed by some fat trailer park douche.

They get payment, and never household up their end of the deal, instead block you from all communications and refuse to return calls.

Dude, I made a trade with this guy online. I sent him his stuff, but then he blocked me. I think I just got householdered.

by fuhnetic February 13, 2014