A person who views the world with extreme disdain. They can be spotted by anti-social behaviour which includes, inter alia, incessant complaining, not answering the phone when friends call, and telling everyone and anyone to fuck off.
He's been acting all hauschildt ever since his girlfriend had sex with that guy.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"