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Hotrod Johnson

Hotrod Johnson is when you are feeling more than good. The night of drankin, and whatever else might have been up your sleeve to amplify the fun, may be coming to an end but not if your in your prime. Once you get to this stage in the night you have the urge to let everyone know that you are Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Dude how ya feeling?
Dude: I'm fucking Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Perfect!
Related Words

Korean Hotrod Firetruck 

The act of slathering your male partner's penis with barbecue sauce and proceeding to insert into one's self.
George: Would you like to Korean Hotrod Firetruck?

Tom: Yes I would, get the barbecue sauce.
Korean Hotrod Firetruck by Toffles September 1, 2014
To improve performance of something as in a hot rod car.
Plans were made to hotrod the shovel motor in the old rigid chop so it would get out of it's own way.
hotrod by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005
gay mans dildo

can also be an insult to skanky people
"dude david just showed me his new homrod"

"dude watch out he's gunna slap you with that homrod"

"your such a fucking homrod"
Homrod by ya ma's got a homrod February 3, 2005

Hotrodding 

To insert your penis, while wearing a condom, into hot sauce and then to proceed to enter it into a vagina. Hence, giving your lady the sensation of a 'hot rod.' Can also be referred to as giving her that "sweet, sweet Texas Pete."
Navin got a little drunk the other night and thought it would be funny to surprise his girl by hotrodding her. She was surprised alright.
Hotrodding by Hot n' Saucy March 29, 2009
Slang Term for a ponographic film
I watched a hotrod last night
Hotrod by Sk45 February 6, 2010